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Post by Odyssey on Sept 28, 2006 18:08:32 GMT -6
She is in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast.
He walks in. She turns and says, "You've got to make love to me -- this very moment." His eyes light up and he thinks, "This is my lucky day." ! Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraces her and then gives it his all right there on the kitchen table. Afterwards she says, "Thanks," and returns to the stove. More than a little puzzled, he asks, "What was that all about?" She explains, "The egg timer's broken
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Post by firefighter1118 on Sept 28, 2006 18:11:12 GMT -6
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Post by archangle on Sept 28, 2006 18:18:49 GMT -6
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Post by Odyssey on Sept 28, 2006 18:20:13 GMT -6
LOL....If you want your thread to get read...just put sex in the title....lol
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Post by ready4apr on Sept 28, 2006 18:41:09 GMT -6
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Post by medikong on Sept 28, 2006 18:59:28 GMT -6
The eggs in my house would only be half cooked!
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Post by jwlob on Sept 28, 2006 19:03:56 GMT -6
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Post by soonerlew on Sept 28, 2006 19:42:36 GMT -6
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Post by ksfarmerboy on Sept 28, 2006 20:03:48 GMT -6
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Post by St1ck on Sept 28, 2006 20:08:37 GMT -6
Mine would be over easy
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Post by ginaroye on Sept 28, 2006 21:41:34 GMT -6
Mine would hatch.
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