OT-Joke<Adult Joke-NC17

[siXx]

*Britney Spears is on a small plane flying to some tropical Island for
vacation when both engines die and the plane plummets to the ocean.
*The only survivors are Britney and a male flight attendant.
*After a couple of long weeks with no sign of being rescued, Britney asks the guy "Would it be ok with you if we had sex, I have needs." The guy jumps at the opportunity and says "sure, why not".
*The next several days go by and they are having sex 4 to 5 times a day , then one day the Male Attendant asks Britney, "Do you think that sometimes when we are making love I could call you TED?" Britney says,"I knew it! YOUR GAY!" He says "No,No, I am not-Good grief!- We are having sex 4 to 5 times a day, I am not gay!."
*Britney thinks it over and finally says "Ok, you can call me Ted every once in a while."
*Several days go by and one day during the heat of moment the Male Attendant reaches to the ground and picks up a clump of seaweed. He takes the seawead and kind of rolls it into a thin strip, He asks "Britney, do you think that you can put this seaweed to your face to look like a mustache?"
*Britney again "I just knew it, you really are gay. Now you want to call me Ted and wear this seaweed as a mustache!"
The Male Attendant says "No,No! I promise, I am not gay! I swear!"
* Britney says "Well I guess it will be Ok to wear the seaweed and for you to call me Ted sometimes."
So that evening right after making love the Male Attendant asks"Britney, Please put on your mustache!" Britney Picks up the seaweed and puts on her mustache looking to the Attendant in total confusion. THe attendant throws his arm around her and says" Damn Ted! You will never guess who I have been screwing!"

[siXx]

<<<<sound of crickets chirping>>>>

Hello, <<<Echo,Echo,Echo,Echo>>>

Dang, I am horrible at telling jokes and even worse at trying to type them out. MY EX WIFE really was right, I just can't communicate with people!
I am just trying to stay cheerful in this OH, So Freakin Painful state of Limbo we are waiting in!
I am outa here for a bit, gonna go watch some grass grow....

[jwlob]

Not a good one....

[firefighter1118]

[golden1101]

I thought it was funny.

[bosnerdley]

golden1101 said:

I thought it was funny.

Me 2!!!!!!!!!!

[soonerlew]

:-[I thought it was good............emailed it on.........

[ksfarmerboy]

It was funny.

[archangle]

[teetime2]

x-

[penniestodollars]

golden1101 said:

I thought it was funny.

I thought it was funny to and pretty accurate if that was me i would need to tell someone to.lol

[The Wall]

Hey everyone.. Here's another man joke......

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him
a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she
loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several! times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so
much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.


Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.

[diamonddriver]

spectrum said:

Hey everyone.. Here's another man joke......

A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing among three
likely candidates. He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches
to see what they do with the money.


The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon gets
her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up
very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
attractive for him because she loves him so much.


The man was impressed.


The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him
a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she
tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she
loves him so much.


Again, the man is impressed.


The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns
several! times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and
reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him
that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so
much.

Obviously, the man was impressed.


The man thought for a long time about what each woman had
done with the money he'd given her.


Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.


Men are like that, you know.