Post by autopromo on Jun 8, 2006 13:06:12 GMT -6
>>>>>> >>>THE CORRECT WAY TO COME HOME DRUNK
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
>>>>>>turns to
>>>>>> >>>the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to
>>>>>>do.
>>>>>> >>> Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I
>>>>>>turn the
>>>>>> >>>headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the
>>>>>>engine
>>>>>> >>>and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go
>>>>>>into the
>>>>>> >>>house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
>>>>>>bathroom, stick
>>>>>> >>>my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent
>>>>>>splashing
>>>>>> >>>sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and
>>>>>>Yells at
>>>>>> >>>me for staying out so late!
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
>>>>>>taking the
>>>>>> >>>wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
>>>>>>storm
>>>>>> >>>up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the
>>>>>>full
>>>>>> >>>flush, throw my shoes in
>>>>>> >>>the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,
>>>>>>slap her
>>>>>> >>>on the ass
>>>>>> >>>and say!, WHO'S HORNY?
!!!" and she acts like she's sound
>>>>>> >>>asleep....
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>It Works Every Time ! !
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>Two married buddies are out drinking one night, when one
>>>>>>turns to
>>>>>> >>>the other and says, "You know, I don't know what else to
>>>>>>do.
>>>>>> >>> Whenever I go home after we've been out drinking, I
>>>>>>turn the
>>>>>> >>>headlights off before I get to the driveway. I shut off the
>>>>>>engine
>>>>>> >>>and coast into the garage. Take my shoes off before I go
>>>>>>into the
>>>>>> >>>house, I sneak up the stairs, get undressed in the
>>>>>>bathroom, stick
>>>>>> >>>my foot in the toilet and pee down my leg to prevent
>>>>>>splashing
>>>>>> >>>sounds. I ease into bed and my wife STILL Wakes Up, and
>>>>>>Yells at
>>>>>> >>>me for staying out so late!
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>His buddy looks at him and says "Well, you're obviously
>>>>>>taking the
>>>>>> >>>wrong approach. I screech into the driveway, slam the door,
>>>>>>storm
>>>>>> >>>up the steps, pee hard into the toilet water, then use the
>>>>>>full
>>>>>> >>>flush, throw my shoes in
>>>>>> >>>the closet, undress in the bedroom, then jump into bed,
>>>>>>slap her
>>>>>> >>>on the ass
>>>>>> >>>and say!, WHO'S HORNY?
!!!" and she acts like she's sound>>>>>> >>>asleep....
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>It Works Every Time ! !
