Post by diamondcg on Apr 25, 2006 15:24:09 GMT -6
A soldier came to a fork in the road and saw a nun standing there.
>Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
>few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
>The nun agreed.
>Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
>"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
>The nun replied, "He went that way."
>After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
>and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go
>to Iraq."
>The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
>The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
>have a great pair of legs!"
>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
>great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
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cg
>Out of breath he asked, "Please Sister, may I hide under your skirts for a
>few minutes. I'll explain WHY later."
>The nun agreed.
>Just a moment later two Military Police came running along and asked,
>"Sister, have you seen a soldier running by here??"
>The nun replied, "He went that way."
>After the MP's disappeared, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt
>and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister, but you see I don't want to go
>to Iraq."
>The nun said, "I think I can fully understand your fear."
>The soldier added, "I hope you don't think me rude or impertinent, but you
>have a great pair of legs!"
>The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher, you would have seen a
>great pair of balls....I don't want to go to Iraq either."
$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
cg