Post by tightwod on Jan 12, 2006 9:27:38 GMT -6
A man was at the boarder of Alaska, he ask the boarder guard, "What do you have to do to become a citizen of this big ole state?"
The border guard says, well you have to drink this whole bottle of rum without blinking an eye, then you have to kill a polar bear then make love to an eskimo woman.
The man says to the guard, Let's get started.
The guard hands him a big bottle of rum, he drinks it down without blinking an eye.
He asked where is this bear.
The guard says down this road about half a mile in a cave on the right.
The man sets off, after a while the man returnes.
His cloths ripped up, scratches all over his body and says to the guard,
now where that eskimo woman you want me to kill..
The border guard says, well you have to drink this whole bottle of rum without blinking an eye, then you have to kill a polar bear then make love to an eskimo woman.
The man says to the guard, Let's get started.
The guard hands him a big bottle of rum, he drinks it down without blinking an eye.
He asked where is this bear.
The guard says down this road about half a mile in a cave on the right.
The man sets off, after a while the man returnes.
His cloths ripped up, scratches all over his body and says to the guard,
now where that eskimo woman you want me to kill..
