Post by ladydi on Oct 12, 2005 22:13:29 GMT -6
My first contribution to the funny bone. If it offends anyone just delete it!
For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job.
Sorry son there's just no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Dad "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!"[/color]
For his birthday little Patrick asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $180,000 and your mother just lost her job.
Sorry son there's just no way we can afford it.
The next day the father saw little Patrick heading out the front door with a suitcase.
So he asked, "Son, where are you going?"
Dad "I was walking past your room last night and heard you tell mum you were pulling out, then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $180,000 mortgage and no bloody bike!"[/color]
