Post by shroomman63 on Dec 27, 2005 15:08:36 GMT -6
were driving on the back roads at night when their truck broke down, they walked up to a farm house with their lights on, the men explained the situation they were in, so the farmer said it's to late to do anything so you can stay the night i only have one room left but it's next to my daughters room, if i find out anything happened in the middle of the night there will be consequences in the morning.
sure enough the daughter tells her father, he gathers the men outside and asks them to go out into the farm and pick 3 fruits.
FIRST GUY comes back with 3 apricots, farmer asks him to bend over and put them where the sun don't shine,he was in total agony by the time he put the third apricot in.
SECOND GUY comes back with 3 peaches, farmer asks him to do the same as the first guy, but as he was putting in the third peach he broke out into laughter, tears running down his face from the laughter the farmer ask what the h3ll is so funny ? after regaining his composure he replied the next guy is coming with
3 WATERMELONS
sure enough the daughter tells her father, he gathers the men outside and asks them to go out into the farm and pick 3 fruits.
FIRST GUY comes back with 3 apricots, farmer asks him to bend over and put them where the sun don't shine,he was in total agony by the time he put the third apricot in.
SECOND GUY comes back with 3 peaches, farmer asks him to do the same as the first guy, but as he was putting in the third peach he broke out into laughter, tears running down his face from the laughter the farmer ask what the h3ll is so funny ? after regaining his composure he replied the next guy is coming with
3 WATERMELONS
