Post by golden1101 on Nov 17, 2005 0:53:33 GMT -6
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"I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married....There was only one thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.....
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and was generally braless. She would regularly bend down when she was in front of me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was in front of anyone else.
One day "little sister" called and wanted me to come over to check the wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone and she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me, that she could not overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I commited myself to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She then told me she was going up to her bedroom, and if I wanted one last wild fling.....to come up and get her.
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as she went up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold! My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping.
My future father-in-law, with tears in his eyes, came over, hugged me and said, we are very happy you passed our little test.....We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral to this story is........
Always keep your condoms in your car!
"I was a very happy person. My wonderful girlfriend and had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married....There was only one thing bothering me. It was her beautiful younger sister.....
My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore very tight miniskirts, and was generally braless. She would regularly bend down when she was in front of me, and I always got more than a pleasant view of her private parts. It had to be deliberate. She never did it when she was in front of anyone else.
One day "little sister" called and wanted me to come over to check the wedding invitations. When I arrived, she was alone and she whispered that she had feelings and desires for me, that she could not overcome. She told me she wanted to make love to me just once before I commited myself to her sister. Well, I was in total shock, and couldn't say a word. She then told me she was going up to her bedroom, and if I wanted one last wild fling.....to come up and get her.
I was stunned and frozen in shock, as she went up the stairs. When she reached the top, she pulled off her panties and threw them down the stairs at me. I stood there for a moment, then turned and made a beeline for the front door. I opened the door and headed straight towards my car. Lo and behold! My entire future family was standing outside, all clapping.
My future father-in-law, with tears in his eyes, came over, hugged me and said, we are very happy you passed our little test.....We couldn't ask for a better man for our daughter. Welcome to the family!"
And the moral to this story is........
Always keep your condoms in your car!
